Surprisingly I just enjoyed the movie "Battleship". 

Once again I am late to this party, but kale chips rule!!

I may always be late to most "parties", but that doesn't mean I still don't enjoy them!

I may be SUPER late to this party but I love Jimi Hendrix!!! true dat. 

I have a perfect inny belly button. 

Robin Williams death. I am not 
taking this death update very well. It's just so damn sad. 

Sometimes I wish life had a "delete history" button. 

Dear Kool Aid little plastic no need to refrigerate squeezy thing,

1 squeeze my ass. 

signed,

The Kool Aid Queen

My hair has grown three inches in six months. I like it. 

I give good video. 

I have cheated death twice in the past calendar year. I feel I am in a single person final destination movie and it's just a matter of time before death catches up to me. 

It would seem that they just don't like me.