My car is broken.

Escaping reality isn't necessarily a bad thing.

I need to refill my beverage. It's very cold downstairs, this is gonna suck.

It's much warmer upstairs than down.

I like different colored eyeliners.

Ewwww

I had lost all faith in mankind. But then I found out there are a few good men left. Or at least there is one.

Just weird.

Mind your own business, damn it.

Surprising that when you don't get one email all day you get kinda anxious.

For some reason I was getting the magazine American Baby in the mail. Now I am getting Seventeen. Someone must think I am growing up.

Who knew...if you actually massage in the hair conditioner, it truly does condition your hair.

Once your nose gets cold, it's over. It's all you can focus on.

I have a toothache.  I hate that.

I did laundry.

My plant is dying. Once again my opposite of green thumb rears its ugly head or should that say hand?

The word of the month is: booyah

After being a witness for the prosecution, I am off to witness protection.

When you have a cold, use a hanky. WAY better than any tissue.

Sometimes you just need to make hot water the old fashion way...tea kettle!