I am getting a bunch of random emails addressed to Nancy Boyle. Whoever she is, she is missing her inspirational quote of the day.

You don't realize the joys of running water until you spend 3 1/2 days without, unintentionally mind you.

The stay-cation isn't half bad.

True Story:

Help Desk: Can you say and spell your name.

Me: blah blah

Help Desk: May I call you by your first name.

Me: No, you must call me Queen of all that is Fabulous.

Help Desk: (dead silence)

Clearly my response was nowhere to be located on his script.

I have always wondered where the "song in your head" actually comes from.

My favorite blogger (Tom Bartlett - Minortweaks.com) has been slacking lately, what's up with that??

88 lines about 44 women, best song EVER!!!

Impulsive internet shopping has stopped.

I am enjoying the word 'trifecta'

Dom DeLouise died.. sad.

Amazon has an incredibly fabulous return procedure/policy!

pan-dem-ic  [pan-dem-ik]

–adjective
1.
(of a disease) prevalent throughout an entire country, continent, or the whole world; epidemic over a large area.
2.
general; universal: pandemic fear of atomic war.
–noun
3.
a pandemic disease.

Origin: 1660–70; <>pan- + dêm(os) the people + -os adj. suffix) + -ic