I have to say, the turkey burger is surprisingly tasty!

Taxes are very taxing.

My god am I crabby today!!

I love bacon, put bacon on cereal and I would probably eat it.

I bought a new mattress and box spring, these first few days I have felt like I am the princess and the pea.

I forgot to blog yesterday.. go figure

I concur.

After watching numerous episodes of "Little Miss Perfect" and "Toddlers and Tiaras" I have discovered that there is no such thing as a slender pageant mom. (Cruel I know, but unforunately it's true.)

My acid reflux is so bad I have been walking around with a bottle of Maalox in my hand like a day trader in today's market.

I abhor Mondays.

Seriously, how does one live without the music of Dire Straits??

Ok, so I was driving back from the Petsmart and the Volkswagon beetle in front of me had a HUGE sign on the rear window which read: "BACK OFF or I will slam on my brakes". Now, doesn't that just make you want to do the opposite??

Who is it that came up with the standard alarm clock snooze time of nine minutes? I can't begin to imagine how THAT conversation went.

I love lemons.

Stomach flu - bad; Intravenous painkillers - good.

I find it surprising how often I think in my head "you really need to go home and rethink that outfit" and I am not referring to myself. (Ok, maybe on a rare occasion it refers to me too.)

Time to rant..

Ok, so my 20 year old 27" TV decides to breakdown. I happen to have a spare smaller TV, approx. 22". So, good for me. Well... now that I have been watching on the smaller screen it seems that TV shows are now being filmed for REALLY BIG TVs. I know this for a fact because I can never see the full credits when they are put on the side of the picture. When there are more than 3 people up close on the screen I can only see 1/2 of each person on each end. Why is it that because I cannot afford to buy a HUGE TV and I really don't want a HUGE TV in my small family room, I am penalized. This is making watching TV really really irriating.. Once again, the rich are blessed and I am meant to suffer because of it. Damn consumerism.