It's been quite awhile since we've had a decent death update..

There's a storm a headin' our way..

I am sick and tired of being sick and tired.

Ginger Ale RULES!!

My mom is mailing me pants.

I have an irrational fear of paper cuts.

Alicia is the coolest person I know in all of Kansas.

I woke up this morning with the song Moody Blues by Elvis in my head. At least it wasn't Oo-oo That Smell by Lynyrd Skynrd.

I need to go to Starbucks, it's been 5 days since my last latte.

They are not bifocals, they are "progressive" lenses.

no comment.

iTunes is not just a software program, it is a whole new lifestyle.

The gum in a Blow Pop has changed dramatically since I was young... and may I say, not in a good way.

You knows it's cold in your house when you find yourself warming your hands over the toaster.

My car is so dirty I am afraid if I wash it I will not be able to recognize it.

I am never without a beverage.

Little lighters last a surprisingly long time.

I reiterate... I HATE Mondays.

Online college.. ROCKS!